HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY DEAREST (:
yep its zina's birthday today and i gave her a niceeeeee gift (: and i grew attached to her pooh for one day before yi'an stole it from me. GRRRR.
anyway here's an extract:
This week was a freaking stressing and yet strangely hilarious week (x.
Take yesterday for example, Mr Siva was suddenly SO FUNNY xD.
Yesterday, during science, we were talking about SEX HORMONES :D. Then it was damned funny lah. Here's the following extract:
Mr Siva: 'Some woman are so violent because they have too much insert hormone name here in their bodies and thus, are so violent and often bully their husbands (YEAH RIGHT). Women should be the heart of the household while MEN should be the head of the household - thus, I AM KING *pumps hand in air*'
Me: *Starts to laugh like crazy* ' No, they should be made the rectum of the family.'
*Yi Jun and I laughed till we tear.*
DAMNED FUNNY CAN :D.
Juicy stuf about MR SIVA LATER :D
Then today was the FUNNIEST DAY OF ALL. I kept laughing today - and all through lunch ;) - eh jiahui?
During Lit. today, Mrs Kumaran was super uber funny cause she was telling about her phobia of cats and what happened when she made a phone call that insert company name here to catch the cats.
Mrs Kumaran: 'I ask them whether he can come and catch the cats or not, but he wasn't free so he said: 'YOU can do something too, but make sure no one catches you, so do it at night.'
Mrs K: 'Yeah, yeah? What do I have to do?'
Man: 'First ah, you go buy the mothballs, then at night, you scatter the mothballs on the floor and the cats will think that they are food and when they eat the mothballs, they die.'
Mrs K: 'WHAT? You want me to KILL them ah? Isn't that ILLEGAL?'
Man: 'Yeah lah, that's why you must make sure no one sees it what.'
LOL. SO DAMNED FUNNY CAN. HAHAHAH. I laughed till I cried again. Mrs Kumaran was damned FUNNY.
Then still got.
Mrs K: 'One night, when I was going home with my husband, a group of cats suddenly followed us. I was so scared that I ran around SCREAMING and the cats was following me. My husbad was saying "Dont run lah". But I was so scared so I JUMPED ON HIS BACK. Luckily he taller than me ah or else his neck break, leg also break.'
Thinking of this make me crack up with laughter. LOL.
Then after school, AND DIRECTLY AFTER SCIENCE (foreshadowing) TEST me, anthea, bolong, jiahui, szeying, yi'an and cting went to Plaza Singapura to buy all those presents for teachers' day. Zina couldn't come because she had Wu Dao ):.
After we reached PS, we split to eat at different places cause Szeying, Yi'an, CTing and Bolong wanted to eat MosBurger while Jiahui, Anthea and i wanted to eat at the foodcourt.
SO after we bought our food, we were comparing the prices etc and I was showing Jiahui how hot my 'Don' was - it had steam coming out- and Jia Hui was showing me just HOW COLD HERS WAS AND WAS MUNCHING LIKE A RABBIT WHEN MR SIVA APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE. NONE of us noticed him. I mean, I noticed some guy wearing grey trackpants standing there but it was until Jia Hui looked up and stared at the guy did I notice that it was MR SIVA. Like THIS IS SO COINCIDENTAL CAN???
Then I was so shocked that I just stared at him for ne nano seconds and waited for my brain to receive the message. Then I heard Anthea go 'Oh my GOD' and then my mouth went 'Ohmygod' then Jia Hui went 'OHMYGOD'.
Then Mr Siva was being all so friendly and was like ' Fancy seeing you girls here. What are you doing here?'
Jia Hui: 'We came here to buy some presents, Mr Siva, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??'
Mr S. : 'Oh I came here with my wife to buy somethings for my house. We're going to Cold Storage later.'
Then suddenly Jia Hui nudged me and say 'ASK HIM ABOUT THE CAKE NOW'
So I was like 'MR Siva, do you like Durian or Chocolate better?'
-I thought he was going to say something totaly mean like 'Why leh? You all want to poison me right?'-
Mr S: 'I think chocolate better, durian has that smell...'
Then when he left, he said 'Ok, I'll catch up with you girls LATER'
MR SIVA IS SO NICE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM PRIVATELY LAH (:. He only acts mean in front of the whole class (:.
Then after he left, the three of us were SCHEMING of going there and seeing his wife.
We came up with A LOT of ideas, like pretending to go buy drinks, etc.
In the end, we decided to go buy a drink and go take a look around to see where they were sitted.
After Anthea and I bought our drinks, we decided to go walk around. JUST when we turned around, we saw Mr Siva walking towards us with smiling so HUGELY. SO I started laughing lah, then I very paiseh what, so I quickly RAN AWAY. AHAHAHHAHAHA. Ok, FINE. I DITCHED Anthea ;P. Sorry my dear dear mummy )x.
Then after we came back to our seats, we were laughing the whole way and was just talking about how to see Mr Siva's wife.
Then, I said 'Why dont we just take our food there and sit down?'
Then Jiahui was like 'Yeah hor, tell his wife - Excuse me, can you sit somewhere else??' ROFLMAO
And Anthea was like 'Can we sit down please *sits down without waiting for answer*'
OF COURSE, these stuff didnt really happen OK ((:. It was just plain fun and we were amusing ourselves. I laughed till I was full =D.
Then afterthat, Jia Hui was our telescope and when she saw Mr Siva and his wife leaving, she was telling me and Anthea to 'HURRY UP LAH'. Then we ran to the Sans Bookshop where Mr Siva and his wife was and almost INVERSE PERISTALSISED (X.
Then we saw his wife and we were DAMNED shocked at how she looked like. We always thought that Mr Siva's wife would be someone VERY slim and looked bery gentle. It was sorta a complete opposite. His wife looked fu4 tai4 (round) and Jia Hui was so mean and was saying that she's so fat. TSK TSK.
Then since Anthea havent finish her drink, and they were waiting for Mr Siva and his wife to appear, we waited by the rubbish bin and when Jia Hui saw Mr Siva appearing, she wastelling Anthea to 'DRINK SLOWLY'. LOL! I couldnt contain my laughter and just burst out laughing. hahahha. And I said VERY loudly 'HI MR SIVA!' And he looked sorta awkward (:.
AWW.
Then afterthat, Jia Hui and I tried to take pictures of them together but failed cause Anthea was punching us so we didnt manage to take any. AWWWWWWWW ><. But the shopping wasnt that successful. We only managed to buy gifts for Mrs Goh, Mr Yap and another female teacher whom we havent decided yet ><. [taken from jiamin's blog (: ]
yay so she covered almost everything for me (: yep mr siva is very nice he's super funny too! cant believe we were all scared of him. but sometimes he can be fierce but whatever :p. and i only saw mr siva once and he was like: you girls again? LOL and we saw him going into precious thots with his wife so sweet! and i think he and his wife look cute together lor XD
anyway as jiamin mentioned, we went plaza sing and we saw mr siva. i went to search for zina's present and it took me a looooong time but a finally found the perfect one for her (: *hints* my birthday is 22nd December! :D haha this week we had 4 tests in a row. super stressful and all those subjects that require alot of memorising. urgh. BUT im very happy this week cos my maths, english and geog improved!
english- 40/50 (IMPROVED!!!!! im back to normal again (: )
maths- 16.5/20 ( (: a far cry from the 5/20 i got GRRR)
geog- 22/25 ( well THATS the real shocker! my geog has always been at the bottom! *happiness* )
im soooo happy for my english :D finally im getting high marks again (: anyway today was the last training of the term, maybe even for the year and of course i cant miss it because it may be the last training of my WHOLE life. sigh times like this remind me that im leaving DHS. well we had no footdrill today. we mainly did TOC and PT.
lets start with first parade (: oh yes, yi'an helped me polish my boots until damn shiny! so shiny that i took a photo of it ahahhaa (: but the kiwi melted cos it was super hot during first parade, so no more shininess T.T then we had uniform inspection. i didnt get pumped! (: (amazingly) and we had TOC next. it was fun, but tiring because this week we carried real casualties around the school in groups of 8 and cleared obstacles. and as usual, half the time i was being carried. -.-
but honestly its not a really nice feeling because youre like slacking on the stretcher while your squadmates are huffing and panting to carry you and the stretcher and all you can do is lie down there and apologise for being so heavy ): sorry eli, tzu hsiang, hosimin, leesimin, wanyu, eve and chuankai ): but of course i carried people too (: and it was quite heavy but nevermind! train up physical standard. i think TOC was really fun today (: and we had a long session too!
then we had a really dumb changing parade. we promised cpl tiffany that we would change in 5 min, but then that was changing out of uniform. this time we had to change INTO uniform and it was super hard. in the end we took 8 minutes and well we were punished. and the worst thing was my hairnet came out and was hanging on my head by a fraction only. then we changed back again and took 5 min (: but thats changing out of uniform. its so much easier sigh.
after that we had PT. we had a short but very tiring PT. first we ran 1 round around the school and did 20 BX. (BX consists of push-ups, crunches, half-squats and jumping jacks. so if you do 20 BX, you do 20 of each) then we ran up the stairs to sec 3 walless area and did 25 BX. then we ran down and round the whole school again and did our last set of 25 BX. this time the std 3s joined in with us (:
but i had a pretty bad stitch. and it was super pain that i was almost crying and hearing the std 3s scold us like mad well just made the tears flow. alot of people asked me if i wanted to fall out, and last time i would have grabbed the chance to. but this may be my last training with the squad. this may be my last PT. and if i can go on, why should i fall out? so i refused to and im glad to say that i didnt fall out (: thanks for all your concern people (:
then we had last parade and debrief before we left the school. todays training was tough, even though we didnt do that much. but i guess it was worth it (: and JNCO's gonna be much harder. must train up! thats why im going to the gym 2 times a week (: must train up my stamina and lose weight and the same time (:
replies:
19 Aug 06, 23:26 /th: hi im at your house too! lololol
me: yes yes and i can imagine you jumping on my bed lol (:
20 Aug 06, 21:56 zengan: here's a tag!!! Haha. So long enver tag, but i do read your blog!! Haha. Anyway Thanks for all the help!!!
me: you're welcome (: next time read AND tag :D
21 Aug 06, 18:48 kk: burbur
21 Aug 06, 18:48 kk: hi burburbur smack ur face
21 Aug 06, 18:50 kk: running is healthy
me: lol are you kiankok? and bur bur bur smack your face too (: i know running is healthy sigh. and why today you never go for traning? wah if we're still ICs today im dead la.
22 Aug 06, 16:39 zina: so chim.. the history behind my tag lol (:
me: yes i use cheemology X) 22 Aug 06, 22:33
zengan: HO HO, Here i am once again, tagging at your blog! HAHA. Man update....try to update everyday since u're online. HAHA thanks for all the help. God bless ya! <3
me: yes yes (: sometimes no mood, sometimes got nth to blog what (: how was your interview?
23 Aug 06, 08:27 hosimin: hello szeying. i think kk is kian kok! haha. i'm almost sure (:
me: lol i think it is too haha. yi'an told me it is haha.
24 Aug 06, 20:41 BOLONG': one for mr yap, one for mrs goh and the other one not decided.
24 Aug 06, 20:40 BOLONG': in the end me anthea and jm onli bough 3 presents.
24 Aug 06, 20:39 bolong': HIHI
me: HIHI. lol so unproductive tsk tsk (: ok la not bad alr we found presents for 3 teachers alr. but for mr hia how? and for the other teachers?
24 Aug 06, 20:43 jiahui: hie bolong. btw szeying I CANT BELIEVE THE SIVA INCIDENT TOO
me: YES totally agreed :D
24 Aug 06, 22:42 zina: i wish i was there too. i wanted to witness the siva incident. i badly wanted to go >.<
me: yea i wish you were there too ): but cannot! i was going to buy your present! so cannot but next time must come with us k (: cos no need to buy your present anymore XD
